Walking with Amanda the other night, she was relating a story she heard from Alex about a conversation they had with Elliot at youth group last Friday.
They were discussing inventions that could change the world and this was one of Elliot’s grand ideas:
“I think we should make a pizza with poison on it but the anecdote would be located in the crust!”
This apparently would get rid of all the weirdos in the world who don’t eat pizza crusts.